I make art sometimes. I do stupid shit sometimes. I drink a lot, which usually makes for some funny pictures. Oh yeah, and I like hot dudes.
Um, Ma’am?
Yes?
Do you have a hardship?
Why, yes, I have several. Would you like me to list them.
No, Ma’am. I mean, do you have food stamps, disability, medical card or welfare?
Uh, no. But I bet I could use some of those.
Yes, I’m sure you could. Your total will be $55.30. And your payment plan monthly cost will go up to $48.92
……….Fuck.
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