Hiding Holly: Archive

Dec 11th

If I ever have a kid, I want him to be like this. →

Dec 10th

It Gives Me Great Joy

to watch little kids be aaaall excited about seeing Santa and then the minute they get close to him they freak out and start bawling. That’s right kids, he’s just a creepy old man, after all.

Dec 10th

Rodent Problem

I’m sure you’ve all realized how much I love children. They really are one of my favorite parts about working at the mall. Their sniveling noses, their sticky hands, their love for candy and crying. My favorite thing about children is their constant amusement with screaming as loud as possible for absolutely no reason at all. I wish I could scream all the time, but I don’t,...

Dec 3rd

This Is Random

I haven’t posted anything in quite some time, but for any of you who are interested, I have a new blog that chronicles the ridiculousness of my new job, which is in a mall…. malltales.tumblr.com

Nov 26th

6 tags

Aug 25th

6 notes

Beautiful, beautiful Beyonce →

May 29th

2 notes

May 14th

243 notes

So He's Dead

So what!? I’m sorry to burst your bubble, everyone, but this doesn’t mean shit.

May 2nd

Apr 14th

“Folk music is a bunch of fat people”

– -Bob Dylan (via flavorpill) hahahahaha. which is why I hate folk music.

Apr 12th

107 notes

Watch

stefin: For danielle yup. that’s me on a pogo stick. at work.

Apr 4th

Mar 28th

1,841 notes

Best Convo Ever

Me: Christopher, I think I want to become a rapper. Christopher: Well, then go twist yourself around a piece of candy and shut the fuck up. <3

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

6,025 notes

Oh City Parking Tickets!

Um, Ma’am? Yes? Do you have a hardship? Why, yes, I have several. Would you like me to list them. No, Ma’am. I mean, do you have food stamps, disability, medical card or welfare? Uh, no. But I bet I could use some of those. Yes, I’m sure you could. Your total will be $55.30. And your payment plan monthly cost will go up to $48.92 ……….Fuck.

Mar 17th

One Of My Favorite Songs EVER, covered by Tom... →

Mar 11th

Everytime

I watch funny videos of kids on YouTube, it makes me sooooo glad it didn’t exist when I was little. There would be so many videos of me talking shit as a 5 year old. The internet is there forever, kids.

Mar 11th

My Valentine →

Feb 15th

Feb 13th

2 notes

Feb 10th

“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they...”

– Tina Fey, from her New Yorker piece on Motherhood. See: The Best Quotes from Tina Fey’s New Yorker Piece on Motherhood. (via newsweek)

Feb 9th

920 notes

Jan 31st

44 notes

So Guess What?

The high was 10 degrees today. 10. And two days ago the high was 4. 4 DEGREES!!!!

Jan 25th

Jan 11th

Jan 10th

Detroit

I’m glad you are all enjoying the photos taken by a foreigner of Detroit’s “ruins.” It’s nice that Detroit is getting a lot of attention for it’s decay. However, it would be super nice if people ceased “stopping by” Detroit to take pictures of the shit that don’t function any more and actually started helping us do something about it. ...

Jan 4th

Portland →

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

1 note

Dec 15th

Winter Boots?

For those of you that live in similar climates, do you have an opinion on any of these brands; Sorel, The North Face or Rocketdog? I am between these three brands for winter boots. I am going to drop a considerable amount of money on them and I want them to last. I need waterproof, warmth and tread. And wouldn’t mind if they weren’t hideous either. Feedback please.

Dec 14th

DADT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is up for repeal tonight! Please call our senator, Mark Kirk 202-224-2854! He is one of the few republicans who might vote for repeal, and we must do what we can to influence him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 8th

Dear Pretentious Guy From WikiLeaks:

Please expose the documents of large, worldwide corporations. We all know the government lies and we are usually pretty quick to figure out what they lie about, we ain’t fuckin stupid.

Dec 1st

Matt Damon Is IN Chicago

I need to orchestrate a plan to completely randomly run into him and accidentally fall on his cock.

Dec 1st

Nov 16th

Nov 3rd

Check It Out!!

This is where I work now! http://aboutfacetheatre.tumblr.com/

Nov 1st

Oct 21st

27,404 notes

HootSuite Anyone?

Does anyone out there use HootSuite for Facebook and Twitter? I need to know how to link up a facebook page that is NOT my personal page.

Oct 20th

I Hate...

David Mamet.

Oct 17th

FINALLY

I GOT A JOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 15th

Oct 14th

1 note

Oct 12th

507 notes

Oct 11th

Oct 8th

Oct 7th

Anyone?

HIRE ME!!!!!!!!!! I’m really good at tons of stuff!!!!!!

Oct 7th

Oct 5th

148 notes